poppyclub:

I could watch this for ages

poppyclub:

I could watch this for ages

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cuntheory:

Either someone stole this picture or someone changed the source.

cuntheory:

Either someone stole this picture or someone changed the source.

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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  • me: i need to sleep
  • me: *masturbates*

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smurflewis:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

I have seen at least 5 sexist responses and solid comebacks to this post, but this is my fave

smurflewis:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

I have seen at least 5 sexist responses and solid comebacks to this post, but this is my fave

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